if i lay here

if i just lay here

would you get me my charger because my laptop is about to die

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Drinking In USA Vs Canada Vs Australia Vs Ireland

a haiku about the kim kardashian game


fuck you willow pape

is my energy back yet

Simon, pls shut up

bae: come over
me: i just got a full energy refill on kim kardashian hollywood
bae: my parents aren't home
me: did i fucking stutter



i was babysitting a little boy and girl once and the boy asked me if i had a boyfriend and i said “no!! but i have a girlfriend!” and he said “like a friend thats a girl?” and i said “no like a boyfriend but they’re a girl instead of a boy! we still do couple things but we’re just both girls” and he said, without missing a beat, “oh ok! are you gonna marry her?”

like it’s literally that easy for kids to understand

Children > Adults

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friend: i’m getting mcdonalds you want anything?

me: i don’t have money

friend: it’s all good, i’ll pay





bout to take the ride of my life

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